unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via seedy)

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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(via pizza)

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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(Source: thecircle-, via guccier)