anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job